Thursday, April 28, 2011

All i want you is to be courageous


All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams 

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To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam. 

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Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best 

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There are six components of wellness

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams,so all the best..

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examination is garden ,success is flower


“ examination is garden ,success is flower,
god bless you with power to pluck this flower..... ” 

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Warriors. Wakeup

Warriors. Wakeup..

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!

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Highly Impossible Msg

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You? 

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Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?


Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym's Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck

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MY SECRET OF SUCCESS


~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~

1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.

2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.

3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.

4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.

~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~ 

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jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen

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Tips to be Successful in exams

Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-bahut aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ailfaz mein byan karein
3-gup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.




In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating 

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What’s Fear ?

What’s Fear ?

Fear Is The Deep Wrencthing Feeling In Your Stomach

When Pages Of Ur Book Still Smell New

&

Just Few Hours Left For Ur Examz ;->
Best Of Luck.

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also dream

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam. 

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Rain of summer, snow of winte

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

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itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay


k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay


yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain



end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai


HAPPY
.......ENDINGS 

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Todays Students Thinking

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
Best Of Luck..

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BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM

BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM
ALL
THE READERS
HAVE A NICE DAY

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I had also completed my engineering from the same college

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

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Sara syllabus padh liya

Burraaah......


Sara syllabus padh liya...


Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

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Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye 

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Movie titles related to eng students

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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Varna insurance claim karva lete

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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WE DONT CARE

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

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hum ne cheating ki hay

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay 

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stop dreaming & start studying

Congratulations!
Good news for WBUT University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

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ghar bhi dekh liya hay

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!! 

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inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya ha

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!! 

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TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ??? 

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Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay..

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Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

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SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS. 

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?? 

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shurooo tou nursery sey hee karna hei

Perh perh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hee karna hei

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Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon 'Jaani' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;-> 

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3 rules of college

“ 3 rules of college

1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. 

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Exam anthem

“ Exam anthem

hum honge all pass
hum honge all pass
honge all pass 1 din
ho ho.
Likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas
paper kiya hai jakaas
hum honge all pass 1 din. ”

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Mere paas naukri hai

“ An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. ”

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While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

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Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he

A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " .... 

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Exams

Aeroplane??
Wright Brothrs

Cycle??
Macmillan

Telephone??
Graham Bell

Telescope??
Galileo

Exams ???
ans: ???

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Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

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7 Things Students Do

7 Things Students Do
During Exams Prep:
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch Movies
5-Chat Wid Frends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others 

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Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zar


Result Aa Gaya

























Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai

Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..! 

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Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade 

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No doubt exams r a matter of luck


No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"

Kyun hai na matter of luck

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cheating karwaney sey wo fail

ssi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,




cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya 

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exams are the part of our daily routine life

exams are the part of our daily routine life,







so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee 

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Law Of Answering In Examination

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..


1)Plzzz..Don't Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-) 

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Class Rooms R Like Train


Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

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Our Books Ll Sing A Song

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!







'Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me':-)

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Student Problem

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

Har Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!

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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

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So Study Hard

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???

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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning


So Study Hard ... ;-> 

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Now They R Called students

Long Back,
People Who Sacrificd Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot

Their Family Were Calld Saints.
Bt Now They R Called

"Students" :-)

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Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

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NEW Xam Pattern

NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques....


SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams... 

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Work Of My Creative Mind

1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

"All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental..." 

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Kameenay Parh Lay

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1


START..

Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain 

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Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho


To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai


Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua


To

Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey .......



Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost 

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Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost


Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho


To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai


Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua


To

Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey .......



Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost 

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Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain




Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain




Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

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life of da collge student

life of da collge student:-
wallet hai, paisay nhi.
lecturere hai, attendence nhi.
cell hai, balance nhi.
frends hai, girl frend nhi.
exam hai, tension nhi.
parhna hai, mood nhi.. 

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Feel like doing some studies

Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,

Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away! 

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SAVE INDIA STOP STUDYING

If All Indians Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limitd

den

More Unemploymnt

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

''SAVE INDIA STOP STUDYING'' ;-> 

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Students K Dard University Kya Jane

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane... 

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If In Exam U Have One Of Question

If In Exam U Have One Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words ?
Ur Answer Shud Be Based On Truth, Reply Me Now

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Beginning Of The New Semester


Beauty

Freshness

Dreams

Truth

Imagination

Feeling

Faith

Trust


This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :-> 

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Behind every successful student


Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!! 

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What is Éduçati0n

What is Éduçati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.

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If it stands on the edge I’ll study

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p 

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Bethe Rahe Aur Exam over


Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

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Student's declaration

Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend's knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental 

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Special offer

Special offer....!

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Hurry offer valid until exams only.... 

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Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
Best Of Luck.. 

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

likh diya jo uska naam to phir mitaya na gaya

Wo ruth gaye is kadar ke manaya na gaya, dur itne ho gaye ke paas bulaya na gaya, dil to dil tha samundar ki ret nahi, likh diya jo uska naam to phir mitaya na gaya…

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kehkar apna banaya nahi jaata

Yun toh hasne walon ko kabhi rulayanahi jata,
Lehronse paniko hataya nahi jaata,
Honewale ho jaate hai khud hi dilse apne,
Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nahi jaata…

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doston ko bhulaya nahi jaata

Phoolon ki mahek ko churaya nahi jaata,
Suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
Aap jaise doston ko bhulaya nahi jaata…

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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

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bacha nahi dosti ke siwa

Dilme kuch bacha nahi dard ke siwa, ankhonme aata nahi koi ansuke siwa, dost tum na chhodna saath mera, zindagi me kuch bacha nahi dosti ke siwa…

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Dilme basake hum kisiko bhulate nahi

Dost dil todna hamari adat nahi,
Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri dosti pe,
Dilme basake hum kisiko bhulate nahi…

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Dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe

Zaroori nahi ke dosti me baat hoti rahe,
Zaroori nahi ke dosto me mulakat hoti rahe,
Zaroori 
hai ke dost jahan bhi rahe,
Dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe…

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kabar se bhi uthkar chale ayenge

Zindgai me aap hame bhula denge.
Par hame aap har wakt yaad aayenge,
Dosti ki kasam mere dost,
Tum ek awaz dena,
hum kabar se 
bhi uthkar chale ayenge…

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Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

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samajh lena us din april fool

In hasino se rasme wafa aur dil lagana sarasar bhool hai....
Jis din yeh ikrar kar le mohabbat ka samajh lena us din april fool hai...

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Kal Thand Ho Na Ho

Aaj ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!

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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya .....................................

Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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nahaye se lagte ho

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...

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kab maang lo udhaar

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....
Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar

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chori karna buri baat hai

Aaj mausam main kuch khaas baat hai
bas main nahi jazbat hain
dil to karta hai tumko tumhi se chura lu
par Papa kehte hain chori karna buri baat hai......

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ab likhte hain

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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bill Grandma dengi

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill meri Grandma dengi//////////

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teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

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Friday, April 22, 2011

Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,
Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,
Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me hi,
Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.

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Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna,
Meri dosti ki kaid main jamanat nahi hoti.

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Maths teacher: If you have
twevel chocolates

and you give

five to meena,

three to teena and

four to nina

then what will you get?

Student: three new girlfriends.

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Students of 5th class asked teacher
can we have kids?

Teacher replied "Never"

Boy said to girl

I told you not to worry

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I am leaving India
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
and media is suspecting me.
Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali
bhi pregnant ha.

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Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

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Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar A kar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai.

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BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP k sath Soe gi.

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A boy asked his mom
where do babies come from
and the mom said the stork
then the boy said who has sex with the stork?

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Do you ever notice
that when you're driving
anyone going slower
than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster
than you is a maniac?

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I love when you go down on me
you relieve so much stress and
tension but when i feel it
gettin good you go back up....
damn gas prices.

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Thode Bheege Bheege Se Thode Nam Hai Hum...
Kal Se Soye Voye Bhi To Kam Hai Hum...

Dil Ne Kaisi Harkat Ki Hai...
Pehli Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai...
Aakhiri Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai...!!!

Aankhein Doobi Doobi Si Surmayee Madham...
Jheelen Paani Paani Hai Bas Tum Aur Hum...
Baat Bdi Hairat Ki Hai...
Pehli Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai...
Aakhiri Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai...!!!

Khawab Ke Bhoj Se, Kapkapati Huyi...
Halki Palkein Teri, Yaad Aata Hai Sab...
Tujhe Gudgudana, Sataana Yuhi Sote Huye..
Gaal Pe Teepna, Meechna Bewajah Besabab...!!!

Yaad Hai Peepal Ke Jiske Ghne Saaye The...
Hum Ne Gilehri K Jhoothe Mutter Khaaye The...
Yeh Barqat Unn Hazrat Ki Hai...

Pehli Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai...
Aakhiri Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai...!!!

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Aaj tu meri mohabat pe ek ehsaan kar,
Apne saare gum tu aaj mere naam kar,

Jo lamha rulata hai tujhe yaad bankar,
Apna woh aansoon meri nazron ke naam kar,

Suna hai chale jaate hai log tanha safar mein chor kar,
Par aaj tu mera haath thamkar zindagi ka safar paar kar,

Hai tujhse mujhe mohabat duniya ki har rasam tod kar,
Meri mohabat pe tu aaj itna sa aitbaar kar,

Chalna hai zindagi bhar mujhe tera saaya bankar,
Meri is aarzoo ko aaj tu dil se qabool kar...!!!



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Tum jao hum se door to ek kaam ker jana
Kuch pal apne hamare naam ker jana...
...
Agar aa jaye mout hame aap k ane se pehle
To aa ker mere janaze ka dedaar kar jana...
...
Na rona iss qadar k takleef ho hame..
Mout ko bhi mazaq samajh ker anjan ban jana...
..
Main ek din so jaoonga sadaa k liye..
Phir mujhe bewafa keh ker badnaam kar jana..
...
Jo guzro meri qabar se to nazrein na phairna..
Ajnabi hi ban kar dua salam ker jana....!!!



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Zindagi mein jo Chaha kabhi na mila
Behte ashkon ko kinara bhi na mila..
..
Jaane kis khata ki saza di mujhe
Dhoondha to koi Gunah bhi na mila...
..
Jalte Dil ne jo chahi sheetal chandani
To falak pe ek sitara bhi na mila..
...
Gam ke Sehra mein kahin kho gayi Zindagi
Toot ti meri hasti ko sahara bhi na mila...
...
Tasveer bankar reh gayin hai wo yaadein saari
Unhe bhoolne ka ek mauka bhi na mila...!!!



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Mohabat mein kya batayein kya pa gaye kya kho gaye hai,
Hum unse jeet ke bhi dil apna unse kahin haar gaye hai,
Woh dil se door rah ke bhi sabse kareeb hamare ho gaye hai,
begaane hoke bhi woh is dil e nadaan ke khuda ho gaye hai,
...
Ishq mein zor chalta nahin dil deewana ban jata hai,
Saaya banke apna har pal koi saath chalne lagta hai,
Kya kisi se shikwa karen jab dil hi apna haar gaye hai,
nazren teer se woh humein ghayal apna bana rahe hai,
...
Aaj humein mohabat ka zaher deke woh muskura rahe hai,
Pal pal woh pass aake humein sabse door kiye ja rahe hai,
Kya mohabat ki hadd hoti hai woh humpe aazmaa rahe hai,
Aaj jhuki nazron se hum apni chahat ka izhaar kar rahe hai,
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Ek unki yaad mein hi bus hum khud ko bhule ja rahe hai,
Unse waffa ka hum har vaada nibhaye chale ja rahe hai,
Ek unki aawaaz pe hum jaane kiss raste chale ja rahe hai,
Hamari jaan banke ab woh hamara garoor bane ja rahe hai ....!!!

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Na aaya Taras unhe bhool kar bhi kabhi..
Ki khaak ho chale hum intzaar me unke...
...
wakt ki na kuch bhi kadar unhe...
Saanjh se phir ho chali subha, intzaar me unke..
...
Aayenge to kuch aisi ada se wo..
Ki kuch kiya nahi, intzaar ne unke..
..
Bebas dil ki sada To dekhiye..
Shikva bhi na kar paaye hum, intzaar me unke...
..
Aansoon bhi pooch kar aate hain.. ki aa jaayein kya hum..
Bheegi palkein bardaasht nahi unhe, intzaar me unke...

qatl karTe hain wo, aur saza bhi hume hi sunaate hain..
Ab to fanaa ho chale hum, intzaar me unke...!!!

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kyaa huaa teraa har ik roz mujhe Khat likhanaa
aur Khat me.n dil-e-betaab kii haalat likhanaa

merii Khaatir shab-e-furqat me.n na sonaa teraa
merii yaado.n me.n pareshaa.N saa honaa teraa
aur phir Khat me.n shab-e-hijr kii baabat likhanaa
kyaa huaa teraa har ik roz mujhe Khat likhanaa

vo sar-e-shaam Khayaalo.n me.n mere kho jaanaa
aur phir Khud hii teraa sharm_saar ho jaanaa
vo akele me.n mujhe pyaar bharaa Khat likhanaa
kyaa huaa teraa har ik roz mujhe Khat likhanaa

kis liye to.D diye tuune sabhii ahad-e-vafaa
kyaa hue vaade muhabbat ke bataa kuchh to bataa
kis liye chho.D diyaa tuu ne mujhe Khat likhanaa
kyaa huaa teraa har ik roz mujhe Khat likhanaa

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har lamha intizaar ki aadat si hogai
yani khayal e yaar ki aadat si hogai

wo jhoot bhee kahe to usay mantey hain sach
us pe to aitebaar ki aadat si hogai

ab dusra miley bhee to dil manta nahi
hum ko to uske pyar ki aadat si ho gai

khushiyan ager milain to hum gum pe waar de
ghaatey ke karoobar ki aadat si hogai.......

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suni hai raah jis se kabhi gujra kiya karta tha koi
waqt pakdai raah ki moor par abhi batha hai koi

kai rang utare hai mainai zindagi ka canvas par
har rango ki apni kahani hai aakar dekhai koi

maka ki daro deewar par kasa matam hai barpa
mohhbabat ka us khuda se jakar kabhi kahai koi

sitare jagta hai sare raat chand ki khuwahish mai
uskai liye bhi kabhi jaagai is tarah intazar mai koi

zuestzu rahi kaanto bhare gulaab ko chumnai ki
zakhm khai titliyo ka pro ka bhi haal jaanai koi

rishtai tuth kar girai farash par kaanch ki tarah
unhi rishto ka tukdai utha kar kaata hai nabz koi

aati rahti hai jab bhi duai-a- kabooliyat ki raatai
ja jakar uski kabr par diya jalata hai aaj bhi koi

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har gam ko uthakar tumhara jiye jatai rahe
ak woh zalim hum par hi muskurate rahe

mera wajood unka liye jase kuch bhi na tha
hum hi the jo rafaqat-a-bharam nibhata rahe

bahoot dono se mere ghar koi aya bhi na tha
bas ak alam hi the jo sog manane atai rahe

kabhi hote the woh mere naam ka shaidaye
ab wahi naam ko ak sirai se bhulate rahe

sath mere jagi umeede vasl-e-yaar ki janib"sid"
shab-e-furkat ko tahpkiya dekar sulaate rahe

yaad ana bhi kasi adat mai hua hai shumaar
yaad aye hum bar bar jo hamai bhulate rahe

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tu jo badla, badal gaye hum bhi
pyaar karte the bandagi to nahin
umar ka kya hai, kat he jaayegi
tu koi shart-e-zindagi to nahin



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Mujhe Gle Se Lga Lo, Bahut Udaas Hu Main...

Gham-e-Jahan Se Chhurra Lo, Bahut Udaas Hu Main...

Yeh Intzar Ka Dukh Ab Saha Nhi Jaata...

Mujhe Paas Bula Lo, Bahut Udaas Hu Main...

Meri Har Saans Main, Milne Ki Pyaas Plti Hai...

Sulagh Rha Hai Badan Aur Ruhh Jalti Hai...

Bacha Sako To Bacha Lo, Bahut Udaas Hu Main...

Bhatak Chuka Hun Bahut Zindgi Ki Raahon Main...

Mujhe Aake Chupa Lo Tum Apni Baahon Main...

Bin Tere Mar Na Jaun Kahi...

Mera Sawal Na Taalo, Bahut Udaas Hun Main...!!!!

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Bheed mein ek ajnabee ka chehra pehchana sa laga,
uska humse nazren milana apna sa laga,

uske aane se zindagi mein rang khilne lage,
sapne haqiqat mein hamare panapne lage,

dekh usko hum zamane ko bhi bhulane lage,
khuda se jyada naam uska labon pe aane laga,

har taraf uska muskarata chehra nazar ab aane laga,
uska jaadoo is kadar humpe chahne ab laga,

kya kahen uski ulfat mein kya humein hone laga,
haathon ki lakeeron mein naam uska nazar aane laga...!!!

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ek khwaish hai jhalak mil jaye uss chehre ki
ke iss deedaar ke baad koi tamanna na rahe...

ek khwaish hai uss dil tak pahunche sadayein
ke do dilon ki dhadkanon mein koi doori na rahe...

ek khwaish hai rishta jood jaye uss naam se
ke phir juda rehne ki koi majboori na rahe...
..
ek khwaish hai woh pyar mile unse
ke iss dil ki koi aur arzoo na rahe...
...
ek khwaish hai woh haath tham le is tarah
ke phir iss dil ki koi kamjori na rahe...

ek khwaish hai ke laut aaye woh
ke phir intzaar ki koi wajah na rahe..
..
ek khwaish hai bhar jaye khushiyon se daaman
ke kisi gham ki koi jagah na rahe..
.
ek khwaish hai sang chale woh umr bhar mere
ke phir kisi aur ka aasra na rahe..
..
ek khwaish poori ho jaye her khwaish iss dil ki
ke phir khuda se koi iltazaa na rahe...
..
ek khwaish hai maut aa jaye unki baahon mein
ke phir zindagi se koi shikayat na rahe...!!!

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Yun Chup Se Na Rha Kro...
Yun Khamosh Se Jo Ho Jate Ho...

Dil Ko Waham Sa Ho Jata Hai...
Kahi Khafa Toh Nahi Ho...

Kahi Udas Toh Nahi Ho...
Tum Bolte Ache Lagte Ho...

Tum Daante Ache Lagte Ho...
Kabhi Shararat Se...
Kabhi Gusse Se...

Tum Hanste Ache Lagte Ho...
Tum Bolte Ache Lgte Ho....!!!

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Aakhhan Band Kittiyan Te Sahmne Tenu Paya...

Tera Masoom Chehra Har Vaari Sahmne Aaya...

Rabb Nu Milan Di Reejh V Udon Muk Gayi,

Jad Yaad "Rabb" Nu Kitta Te Sahmne "Tenu" Paaya....!!!

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Raat Yun Dil Mein Teri, Khoyi Huyi Yaad Aayi...

Jaise Viraane Mein Chupke Se Bahaar Aa Jaye...

Jaise Sahraaon Mein Haule Se Chale Baad-e-Naseem...

Jaise Bimaar Ko Be-Wajaah Qaraar Aa Jaaye....!!!

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Mery ishq ko na nidhal kr
Kabi beyhijab visal kar

Meri ankh ko benai day
Mairy qalb ko ujal kar

Mujy dars day fana ka
Maira ishq mai bura hal kar

Mujy day saza koi sakht see
Mujy is jahan mai misal kar

Meri asal sorat bigar day
Kisi ishq bhatti mai dal kar

Mujy be pila koi aysi sha
Kabi meri ankhin be lal kar

Wo jo us jahan mai halal hay
Kabi is jahan mai halal kar

Teri talab mai hon darbadr.

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jise main pass kahti hu wahi kyo dur hote hain
jinhe cahu main apnana wahi majbur hote hain
jo sochu kyu hai hota sabkuch saath me mere
to dil bole naseebo ke yahi dastur hote hain....

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Tumhare jaise humne dekhne wale nahi dekhe,
dilo mein istarah se ranjo ghum wale nahi dekhe,

yahan pe zaat mazhab ka hawala sabne suna hai,
kisi ne b hamare paao ke chaale nahi dekhe

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kab saare armaan chaknachoor ho jaaye
kaun jaane kab kahan sab khatam ho jaaye....!!!

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charon tarf yahan bada hi andher hai
insaan ko badalne mein nahin lagte der hai
badalne se pehle gale se laga lo
soye hue armaanon ko jaga lo..

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kab koun kaise juda ho jaye
kaun jaane kab kahan sab khatam ho jaaye..

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kab koun see mulakat aakhiri ho jaaye
kaun jaane kab kahan sab khatam ho jaaye..

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chahte hain jo hum kahan poora hota hai
dekhte hain jo sapna adhoora hota hai
vo jo kal tumhaare paas tha apna tha
aaj sochoge to lagega shayad sapna tha..

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jo hai aaj jaroori nahin kal ho
har waqt khushi kaa hee pal ho
kehte to sab hain tumhaare saath hain
der nahin lagti jab chhot te haath hain

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chalte chalte kab shaam ho jaaye
kaun jaane kab kahan sab khatam ho jaaye

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jee lo jindagi jitne hai usse jyada
kar lo poora gar kiya hai kisi se waada
milo aise jaise kal bichud jaana hai
jaane waale ko kahan phir laut kar aana hai..

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bani hai chatt mere toote hue armaanon ki
jo gir jaaye beech mein to shikayat naa karna...

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hai kaid mere saansen in fizaon main
jo aaye meri khushboo to shikyat naa karna...!!!

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laga is par mere sabr ka darwaaza hai
jo toot jaaye beech mein to shikayat naa karna...

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rangi hain deewaren mere khoon ke katron se..
jo tapkane lage beech mein to shikayat naa karna...

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bani hain deewaren mere dil ke tukdon se
jo dhadkane lage tukde bhi to shikayat naa karna..

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banaya hai mere aasouon par aashiyana apna
jo aaye beech mein sailaab to shikayat naa karna..

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Kabhi karti hai bBaaten badon si aur kabhi bacchi ban jaya karti hai,
apni adaon se wo aksar mujhe rijahaya karti hai,
Aankhon me chupake mohobbat jab labon se inkaar kar jaya karti hai,
Na jane kyun mujhe usse mohobbat ho jaya karti hai...!!!

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Jab kabhi wo udaas ho jaya karti hai,
Apni aankhon se moti barsaya karti hai,
Phir sunke meri koi bewakufi wo hans jaya karti hai,
Na jane kyun mujhe usse mohobbat ho jaya karti hai,

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Dekh ke mujhe wo aksar muskuraya karti hai,
Jheel si gehri aankhon se kuch keh jaya karti hai,
Hanste hanste jab Wo jhooth-mooth ka rooth jaya karti hai,
Na jane kyun mujhe usse mohobbat ho jaya karti hai....
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Wo aksar maddham sa muskuraya Karti hai,...
Sharart bhari aankhon se mujhe ched jaya karti hai,
sata ke mujhe jab wo apna pyar jataya karti hai,
Na jane kyun mujhe usse mohobbat ho jaya karti hai...

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Main Sar K bal gira tha Gunahon k bojh se
Duniya samaj rahi thi k Sajday main para hai
Sajday main jab gaya to logon nay ye kaha
Zalim nay itni Pi hai k madhosh parra hai"

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Yun he ranjishoun main guzar gayi
kabhi wo khafa kabhi main khafa,
usi mor k har mor pe,
kabhi wo ruka
kabhi mai ruka
wohi raastay,wohi ham safar,
na use khabar na mujhe pata
apni apni anaa mai gum
kabhi wo khuda
kabhi main khuda.......!!!

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aaj maqtal se terii rihaa ho gayaa
ik mariiz-e-vafaa aur fanaa ho gayaa

Daal ke gard-e-daaman mirii qabr par
vo ye kehne lage haq adaa ho gayaa



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Kahin Hadson ki dagar milen..
Kahin muskilon ka safar milen..
Ye chirag hai meri rah ke,
Mujhe manjilon ki TALAASH hai!!
Hai koi safar me jo saath de..
Mai ruku jahan koi haath de…
Meri Manzilen abhi door hai,
Mujhe raaston ki TALAASH hai!!”

Main udaas raasta hoon shaamka,
Teri aahaton ki TALAASH hai
Yeh sitare sab hain bujhe bujhe, Mujhe Jugnuon ki TALAASH hai.

Woh jo ek dariya tha aag ka, Sabhi raaston se guzar gaya
Hamein kab se ret ke sheher mein,
nayi baarishon ki TALAASH hai…..???

Meri Manzilen abhi door hai, Mujhe raaston ki TALAASH hai!!!!!!!!

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aaj kuch likhdu khubsurat
ke man jhoom raha hai mera
kardu sab ko khush aaj
ye dil keh raha hai mera
Aaj unke yaad me fir se
Tan man kho raha hai mera
Jinko chaha hai hamne,
Wo aaj ho raha hai mera.
tu aaraha hai sun kar
ye dil humak raha hai mera
ek anjaani khushi ki lay par
ye tan thirak raha hai mera
Unki dhadkan ki tal par
Aaj dil phir gaa raha hai mera
Jo nagma kahte the khwabo me
Aaj dil unko suna raha hai mera.
Koi to sunta hai aaj dil ki baat,
Isliye to dil gunguna raha hai mera.
jo sun raha hai dil ki sada
wo yaar hai mera
jis ki chahat ka khumar hai
wo dildar hai mera
meri ankhau se jhalak raha
har pal iqraar hai mera
Samajh pate nahi jo ankho ki juba
Wo dildaar hai mera.
Jiski talash har pal hoti hai dil ko
Wo Yaar hai mera.
chhod du sari duniya jiske khartir,
Aisa pyaar hai mera.
Marne ke bhi jo khatam na hoga,
Aisa intezaar hai mera.

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sachche sabdo me sach ke ahsas likh denge............................
waqt padhe jis ko kuch itna khas likh denge.............................
sunlo ye ishq ki raha par chalne wale doston............................
agr hamne is raha par kadam uthaya to ithas likh denge.........

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Sharaabi ilzaam sharaab ko deta hai.Aashiq ilzaam shabaab ko deta hai
Koi nahi karta qabool apni bhool,Kaanta bhi ilzaam gulaab ko deta hai

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Aaj barson baad fir hui tujhse mulaqat
Hone lagi wahi poorane ,adhoori baat
Na pehle,na ab mila koi mujhe jawab
To kaise chaloo mein ZINDAGI tere saath

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Oh Badle Badle Jehe Lgde Ne...

Ohna Ne Dil Ucheyan Naal La Lye Ne...

Hun Kehnde Tuhaddi "Lod" Nai...

Assi Sajjan Hor Bna Lye Ne...

Assi Akhhan Bhar K Keh Ditta...

Jithe Marzi Parakh K Dekh Lavo...

Kehnde Tuhannu "Varat" Leya...

Tussi Kise Hor Nu "Varat" K Dekh Lavo...

Ohde Bol Kanna Ch Goonjde Ne...

Par Dil Te Laune Band Krte...

Hun "Dushman" Labde Firde Haan...

Assi "Yaar" Bnaune Band Krte....!!!!



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Zamaney Bhar Ke Kaamon Mein...

Bahut Mashroof Ho Shayed...

Hmari Yaad Bhi Ab Toh...

Tumhe Kam Kam Stati Hai...

Hmara Naam Bhi Aksar...

Tumhe Ab Bhool Jata Hai...

Tumhari Aankh Ko Ab To...

Koi Sapna Nhi Dikhta...

Tumhare Dil Ko bhi Ab Toh...

Koi Chehra Nhi Jachta...

Hmara Naam Lete The...

Jo Har Ek Saans K Saath...

Jise Tum Dil Ki Har Dhadkan...

Ki Tarah Yaad Rakhte The...

Usi Ko Bhool Jaane Ka...

Ye Hi Matlb Huya Na Phir...

Zamaney Bhar K Kaamon Mein...

Bahut Mashroof Ho Shayad....!!!!

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jane kyun woh sanso ki dor tutne nahi deta
bas kadam aur chalne ka wasta dekar mujhe rukne nahi deta

bat kehta hai woh mujh se hans hans kar je lene ki
ajeeb shakhs hai mujh ko chain se rone nahi deta

ajj hosla deta hai mujhe chaand sitaron ko chu lene ka
woh pyara sa chehra mujhe toot kar bikharne nahi deta

shayad janta hai woh bhi in ankhon main ansuon ka sailab hai
jane kyun phir bhi woh in ansoun ko girne nahi deta

mujh se kehta hai main to mar jaon ga tumhare bina
main zinda hoon ab tak woh mujhe marne nahi deta

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Dil mein jo baat hai , woh baat kahogi kab tak….
Dekhna yeh hai kai, khaamosh rahogi kab tak

kab tak is baat ko honton pay na laaoigi tum
kab tak is jazba-e-ulfat ko chupaaoigi tum

kab tak is raah say katra kay chalogi tanhaa
kab tak is aag mein chup chaap jalogi tanha

Dard furqat ka meri jaan sahogi kab tak…….
dil ki woh baat jo honton pay thehar jaati hai

jii jalaati hai tumhara, tumhein tarpaati hai
lab pay laatey hua bhi jis ko hijaab aata hai

bin kahe bhi jisay dil chain nahin paata hai
chup kay darya mein khamoshi say bahoogi kab tak……
Dekhna yeh hai kai, khaamosh rahogi kab tak

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tabhi aasman se aawaz sunayi di...galti hamari soch ki hai jo
humne insan banaya,usko pyar karna shikhaya...
par yeh nahi jan paye ki
pyar k naam pe humne usko dard se milwaya...!!!

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yeh sunke ruh bechain ho uthi..
.pyar ka ehsaas yaha tak hai samaya..
shayad humne hi is dastaane ishq ko aage hai badhaya...

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tabhi man keh utha..ummido ko humne yahan palne diya,
hum hai jisne inko itna dard diya...

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saanson ko ab chup raha na gaya,..
dhadkan ki kya galti.wo toh hum hai jo ummido ko liye baithe hai,

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tabhi dhadkane bol uthi,
dil to masum hai,hum hai gunehgar jo saanson ko jodte ja rahe hai,...

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dil bhi ye baaten sunke keh utha hai,
humne unki yaadon ko yahan qaid kar rakha hai,
yeh hamari galti hai,jo humne unko samet rakha hai...

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yeh sunte hi aankhen bol padi hai,
hum to tasveer dekh bhi nahi pa rahe hai...
kyunki mehboob ki jhalak to inke dil me pa rahe hai....

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tabse tasveer ko teri seene se laga rakhi hai,
meri haalat dekh teri tasveer bhi ab ro di hai.
humne tasveer se pucha, dard to hum seh rahe hai?
tasveer bol uthi,hum hi hai jo aapko unki yaad dila rahe hai...

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Roz dekhta hun tumhe naino ke jhoroke se,
Roz aur kareeb nazar aate ho.....
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Kya baat hai tere tasabur mein,
Kyu har baar mujhe apna bana jaate ho.....
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Karni hai kitni baatein tumse,
Kyu humse milne se katrate ho.....
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Jaante hai hum kitna ishq hai tere dil mein,
Keh bhi do usse, kyu dil ko itna tadpate ho....
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Lab bebus hai jo tumhare khulne ko,
Kyu dil ki baat nigahon se nahin kah jate ho...!!!

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!!!!!mujhe zindagi ki talab nahi
mujhe zindagi se gila nahi
jise paa kar kho diya
woh naseeb tha mila nahi
jise chaha woh badal gaya
jise maanga woh bichhad gaya
main ab jee kar kya karun
jab zindagi mein sila nahi
jis wafa ki aas mein jal gaya
woh khushi ka deep jala nah

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smndr peer ka andr hai lekin ro nhi skta.
ye ansun pyaar ka moti hai isko kho nhi skta.
meri chaht ko dulhan tu bna lena mgr sun le.
jo tera ho nhi pya vo mera ho nhi skta....!!!

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hume mallom hai do dil judaiee seh nhi skte.
mgr rasmein vafa yeh hai ki keh bhi nhi skte.
jara kuch der tum un sahilon ki cheeekh sun bhar lo.
jo lehero mein to ddobe hain mgr sang beh nhi skte..

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badalne ko toh in ankhon k manzar kam nhi badle.
tumhari yaad k mausam, humare gam nhi badle.
tum agle janam mein humse milogi tb manogi.
jamane aur sadi k iss bdal mein hum nhi bdle.

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mohobbat ek ehsaso ki paawan si kahani hai.
kbhi kabeera diwana tha kbhi meera diwani hai.
yahan sb log kehte hai meri ankhon mein ansun hai.
jo tu smjhe to moti hai jo na smjhe toh paani hai.

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koi diwana kehta hai, koi pagal smjhta hai.
magar dharthi ki becheni ko bus badal smjhta hai.
mei tujhse door kesa hun. tu mujhse door kesi hai.
ye tera dil smjhta hai ya mera dil smjhta hai..

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!!!!!Gum unka nahi jo manghdaar me tufan ke mare doob gye.......
afsos hai unki kismt par jo aa kinare doob gye.....

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!!!!!!Mila woh bhi nahi karte
Mla ham bhi nahi karte
Wafa woh bhi nahi karte
Jafa ham bhi nahi karte
Unhe ruswai ka dukh hai
Hume tanhai ka gam hai
Gila woh bhi nahi karte
shikva ham bhi nahi karte
Kisi mod par takrav ho jata hai aksar
Ruka woh bhi nahi karte
Ruka ham bhi nahi karte

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!!!!!!Itna khuddaar banoge to bikhar jaaoge
Kisi gumnaam andheri khai mein utar jaaoge
Dil ki basti ko kissi zikr se abaad karo
Warna tum apni hi tanhai se darr jaaoge
Apni tanhai meri yaad se roshan kar lo
Yaad agar mujh ko karoge to sanwar jaaoge

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