Grease Monkey Scripts

At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes
the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!




*****************



Two eyes but they see one vision two ears but
they listern one sound, likewise u 2 r different but
now onwards u will live one life !!

WEDDING WISHES.




*****************



Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.

Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.

Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage




*****************



Philosophy Of Life :

At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats HerHusband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !




*****************



When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper.




*****************