Grease Monkey Scripts: December 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

I have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

I have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

love with a nurse

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

love with a nurse

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

drawing money from ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

drawing money from ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

DIL JEET LE WO NAZAR
HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN
BHEED ME BHI AAYEIN NAZAR
WO ASAR HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN
YUN TOH WADDA KIYA HAI
KISI SE HAR DUM MUSKURANE KA
WARNA IN AANKHON MEIN HARDAM
SAMANDAR HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN

DIL JEET LE WO NAZAR

Kaafile mein tha par fir bhi tha akela

Kaafile mein tha par fir bhi tha akela
Mehfil mein tha aur tha gum ka mela
Rab humare saath hai kuch aisa khel khela
Ki jeet ke karib la kar haar ka raasta khola

Taqdeer ne thaani hai

Taqdeer ne thaani hai, Mujhe gum dene ki
Un gumon ko main dhoke rahunga
Yeh vaada raha har deewar ko phaand kar
Main tera hoke hi rahunga

Kaafile mein tha par fir bhi tha akela

Kaafile mein tha par fir bhi tha akela
Mehfil mein tha aur tha gum ka mela
Rab humare saath hai kuch aisa khel khela
Ki jeet ke karib la kar haar ka raasta khola

Taqdeer ne thaani hai

Taqdeer ne thaani hai, Mujhe gum dene ki
Un gumon ko main dhoke rahunga
Yeh vaada raha har deewar ko phaand kar
Main tera hoke hi rahunga

Kash Khuda Bhi Samjhta Darde Mohabbat

Hamari muskurahat bhi aaj hamare paas hoti
jo tujh patthar se dil na lagaya hota
khuda na deta aisi fitrat bhulkar bhi kisi ko
agar pyaar ka ek dhoka usne bhi khaya hota

Zindagi Ki Kitaab

Unko Apne Haal Ka Hisaab Kya Dete
Sawaal Saare Galat The Hum Jawaab Kya Dete
Wo To Teen Lafzon Ki Hifazat Bhi Na Kar Sake
Fir Unke Hath Me Zindagi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete

Zindagi me kuchh nahi dikhta

Zindagi me kuchh nahi dikhta
tujhe chhodne ke baad
Dali fool ko gale fir nahi lagati
kisike todne ke baad
Chha gaya sunapan aashiyano me
Tera yun mujhse muh modne ke baad

Kash Khuda Bhi Samjhta Darde Mohabbat

Hamari muskurahat bhi aaj hamare paas hoti
jo tujh patthar se dil na lagaya hota
khuda na deta aisi fitrat bhulkar bhi kisi ko
agar pyaar ka ek dhoka usne bhi khaya hota

Zindagi Ki Kitaab

Unko Apne Haal Ka Hisaab Kya Dete
Sawaal Saare Galat The Hum Jawaab Kya Dete
Wo To Teen Lafzon Ki Hifazat Bhi Na Kar Sake
Fir Unke Hath Me Zindagi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete

Zindagi me kuchh nahi dikhta

Zindagi me kuchh nahi dikhta
tujhe chhodne ke baad
Dali fool ko gale fir nahi lagati
kisike todne ke baad
Chha gaya sunapan aashiyano me
Tera yun mujhse muh modne ke baad

mein to khud ki raah bhi bhool gayaa hun

mein to khud ki raah bhi bhool gayaa hun
aap manzil ki baat karte ho
meri naiya to fans gayee hai bhanwar me
aap saahil ki baat karte ho
pal do pal bhi jeena hua hai mushkil
aap kal ki baat karte ho
hamne toot-te hi dekha hai dilon ko
aap jaane kis dil ki baat karte ho

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

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