Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.
Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache.
Sante ne apni engagement tod diti.
Kiyon ki kudi kavari c.
Santa: Jo ajj tak kisi di nahi ho saki, oh meri kiven ho sakdi hai ?
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Q: Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya?
A: Jado teacher blackboard erase karda si, ta Daler notebook erase kar dinda si,.. . BOLO tara-ra!!
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