Jokes in Punjabi, Funny SMS

Jokes in Punjabi, Funny SMS

Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.
Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!

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Santa: Oye teri vohti kithe gayi?

Banta: Oh te peke chali gayi.

Santa: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga.

Banta: Nahi yaar, saki bhen vangu rakhda c.