Grease Monkey Scripts

Although The Tongue Weights Very Little, But Very Few People Are Able To Hold It.


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A boy was going with his girlfriend.
Friend asked: Who is she?

Boy: My cousin
Friend: Last year she was my cousin.



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teri ulfat ki rahoon me loota di zindagi hum ne
dil-o-jaan lotanay wale to kitna bewafa nikla.



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Doubt that the stars are fire
doubt that the sun doth move
doubt truth to be a liar
but never doubt I love.



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Luck is not in our hands
but work is in our hands.
"our work can make luck"
but
"luck can't make our work" o always trust work than luck.



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Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur
SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR

SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k
Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur.



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Doctor's prescription for you.
A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laughs for lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee? An sms when you are free.



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