Grease Monkey Scripts

PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qion hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha.

PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.




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Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
Baat to Ehsaas Ki hai

Cycle per Mohar Lagaein
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi




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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat..




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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye "ALTAF BHAI" kon hai?




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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
& campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.




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BUSH:
Humare pass
Britny
Julie Robert
Anjelina Joli
sab hai!
Tumre pass
kya hay?
MANMOHN SINGH:

Humare pass Imran Hashmi he!
Bhej do sab ko




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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.




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ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,

Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

1 zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,

Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,

Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop




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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko banay do Qabristan,

Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna iman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,




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