PHOOL KHILKAR UDAAS HAI

PHOOL KHILKAR UDAAS HAI
SAMANDAR KO AAJ PAANI KI PYAAS HAI
EK BAAR AAP MUSKURA DO SANAM
KYONKI KHUDA KO DUNIYA KI
SABSE "KHUBSOORAT" HANSI KI TALAASH HAI

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Muhabbat Kerne Ki Wajah

Humare zakhmo ki wajha bhi woh hai
humare zakhmo ki dava bhi woh hai
woh namak zakhmo pe lagaye bhi to kya hua
Muhabbat karne ki wajah bhi to woh hai

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai

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Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai

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Ful ki shuruwat kalise hoti hai,
Zindagiki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruwat dostise ...
Aur dosti ki shuruwat aapase hoti hai !!!

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Ful ki shuruwat kalise hoti hai,
Zindagiki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruwat dostise ...
Aur dosti ki shuruwat aapase hoti hai !!!

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Dosti karo colleg wali sa,
pyar karo office wali sa,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
or mar khao ghar wali say



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A - yoU are Attractive
B - yoU are D Best
C - yoU are Cute
D - yoU are Dear 2 me
E - yoU are Excellent
F - yoU are Funny
G - yoU are Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I am
J - Just
K - Kidding



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Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called
inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. so outside came outside and
inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now? inside or outside?




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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!


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I want you …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner &
to say those sweet three words to U…
"Pay The Bill"


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Aaj Ka Sawal
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hain
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti ha


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Usko pa kar kibi to khona tha
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha
Wo tor ker akser mujy jhorti rahi
Jesy mein us ky haat ka koi khilona tha.


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Government imposing new taxes
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But u dont worry,
Flirting is still free.


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Husband and wife dono hotel mai gai to ek larki ne hello kya
Wife :kon thi ye?
Husband :tum please mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai ka tum kon ho.


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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not becoz life is full of reasons to smile
but becoz your smile it self is a reason for many others to smile...


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Qadam Qadam pa wafa ka ujalay aur bhi thay. Muhbtoon ka hazar hawalay aur bhi thay.
Aap ki to aadten passand aa gaeen. Warna is shaher men dil walay aur bhi thay.

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Dosti karo colleg wali sa,
pyar karo office wali sa,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
or mar khao ghar wali say



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A - yoU are Attractive
B - yoU are D Best
C - yoU are Cute
D - yoU are Dear 2 me
E - yoU are Excellent
F - yoU are Funny
G - yoU are Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I am
J - Just
K - Kidding



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Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called
inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. so outside came outside and
inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now? inside or outside?




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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!


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I want you …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner &
to say those sweet three words to U…
"Pay The Bill"


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Aaj Ka Sawal
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hain
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti ha


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Usko pa kar kibi to khona tha
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha
Wo tor ker akser mujy jhorti rahi
Jesy mein us ky haat ka koi khilona tha.


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Government imposing new taxes
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But u dont worry,
Flirting is still free.


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Husband and wife dono hotel mai gai to ek larki ne hello kya
Wife :kon thi ye?
Husband :tum please mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai ka tum kon ho.


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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not becoz life is full of reasons to smile
but becoz your smile it self is a reason for many others to smile...


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Qadam Qadam pa wafa ka ujalay aur bhi thay. Muhbtoon ka hazar hawalay aur bhi thay.
Aap ki to aadten passand aa gaeen. Warna is shaher men dil walay aur bhi thay.

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If rain makes all things

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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If rain makes all things

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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If love & friendship

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
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If love & friendship

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
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To Prove his love

To Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz….
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!
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kabhi kisi ladki se

kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,
varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–
B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.
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To Prove his love

To Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz….
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!
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kabhi kisi ladki se

kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,
varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–
B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.
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I saw an angel

I saw an angel with a very beautiful footstep,her smiles makes me dare for more, her beautiful hairstyle fastened my heart beat then i felt my life is incomplete without her.
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A B C D E F G H

A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
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