Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
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Molvi England club main chala gya: Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye "Urss" kis ka hai..
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Son was crying Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na? Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.
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Relationship between lovers in today's age. You can touch each other but you cannot touch each others mobile..
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1985 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha aba g theek hain bachon ka kya haal hy
2010 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha Barik pin wala chrgr hy?
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wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free . . .
it's a big hug from me to say sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind
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MBBS Final Exam Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question in tha class: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense.
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It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!
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Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha: Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
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Molvi England club main chala gya: Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye "Urss" kis ka hai..
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Son was crying Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na? Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.
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Relationship between lovers in today's age. You can touch each other but you cannot touch each others mobile..
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1985 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha aba g theek hain bachon ka kya haal hy
2010 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha Barik pin wala chrgr hy?
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wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free . . .
it's a big hug from me to say sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind
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MBBS Final Exam Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question in tha class: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense.
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It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!
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Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha: Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??
1985 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha aba g theek hain bachon ka kya haal hy
2010 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha Barik pin wala chrgr hy?
*****************
wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free . . .
it's a big hug from me to say sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind
*****************
MBBS Final Exam Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
*****************
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question in tha class: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense.
****************
It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!
-----------------
Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha: Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??
Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.
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Ajab shaks ho tm Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho Wese to kehte Ho "I Hate Girls" Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!
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The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here She might be your grand mother.
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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
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Molvi England club main chala gya: Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye "Urss" kis ka hai..
*****************
Son was crying Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na? Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.
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Relationship between lovers in today's age. You can touch each other but you cannot touch each others mobile..
1985 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha aba g theek hain bachon ka kya haal hy
2010 k mehman Ghar atey he: Aslmalkm kia hall ha Barik pin wala chrgr hy?
*****************
wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free . . .
it's a big hug from me to say sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind
*****************
MBBS Final Exam Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
*****************
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question in tha class: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense.
****************
It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!
-----------------
Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
-----------------
1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha: Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??
Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.
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Ajab shaks ho tm Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho Wese to kehte Ho "I Hate Girls" Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!
*****************
The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here She might be your grand mother.
*****************
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
*****************
Molvi England club main chala gya: Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye "Urss" kis ka hai..
*****************
Son was crying Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na? Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.
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Relationship between lovers in today's age. You can touch each other but you cannot touch each others mobile..
