Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!
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World 's shortest jokes
two Women sitting quietly
two pathan playing chess
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
you are so beautiful.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
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Newton's law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
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When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!
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The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.
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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.
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Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..
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Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.
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Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..
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1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy
2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?
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wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
.
.
.
it's a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind
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MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.
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It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!
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Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??
Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..
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