FIRE Ko AAG Kehte Hai

FIRE Ko AAG Kehte Hai
COBRA Ko NAAG Kehte HAi
GARDEN Ko BAAG Kehte Hai
Aur Aapke Paas Jo Nahi Hai Use DIMAG Kehte Hai

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Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupati Thi

Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupati Thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Hontho Par Na JAne Kyu Sharmati Thi,
Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala,
Wo To MANIKCHAND Khaati Thi.

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Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
Best Of Luck.. 

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
Mujhse bhi achcha yaar mile,


Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe RAKHI,
Aur ek AUR behan ka pyaar mile...


Happy RAKSHA BANDHAN

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
Mujhse bhi achcha yaar mile,


Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe RAKHI,
Aur ek AUR behan ka pyaar mile...


Happy RAKSHA BANDHAN

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Saawan ka mausam tha,
Poonam ki raat thi,
Mein uske paas tha,
Woh mere karib thi

Fir woh mere paas aayi,
Aur thodi si ghabraayi,
Jab meine uska haath pakada,
To woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,
Jise duniya ki,
Koi taakat na tod paaye,

Meri khushi ka andaaza,
Lagana mushkil tha,
Par iske aage jo hua,

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath,

Haatho me lekar kaha,

Yeh to janam janmo,

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya,
Woh Saawan ka mausam,

Woh poonam ki raat,

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

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Na Maa ke pyaar se,
Na Daddy ke maar se,

Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se

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Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se

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Saawan ka mausam tha,
Poonam ki raat thi,
Mein uske paas tha,
Woh mere karib thi

Fir woh mere paas aayi,
Aur thodi si ghabraayi,
Jab meine uska haath pakada,
To woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,
Jise duniya ki,
Koi taakat na tod paaye,

Meri khushi ka andaaza,
Lagana mushkil tha,
Par iske aage jo hua,

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath,

Haatho me lekar kaha,

Yeh to janam janmo,

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya,
Woh Saawan ka mausam,

Woh poonam ki raat,

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

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Na Maa ke pyaar se,
Na Daddy ke maar se,

Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se

*

*

Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se

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Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

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Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

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Funny Truth of Every Love Relation

At the begining of any
relationship …
Every girls treats her boyfriend as
“GOD”.
…Later on
some how the
alphabets get reversed
!!!

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Funny Truth of Every Love Relation

At the begining of any
relationship …
Every girls treats her boyfriend as
“GOD”.
…Later on
some how the
alphabets get reversed
!!!

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Four things Boys think in examination hall

four things boys do
in exam hall. 1) Counting no of
girls 2)flirting with lady
suprident 3) Reading d brand name of
their pen 4) thinking of study
for atleast next exam…

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Four things Boys think in examination hall

four things boys do
in exam hall. 1) Counting no of
girls 2)flirting with lady
suprident 3) Reading d brand name of
their pen 4) thinking of study
for atleast next exam…

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Tragedy with girls

Tragedies in Girls life.
Nice boys are not
sexy,
Sexy boys are not
Nice,
sexy n nice booys r
not single,
sexy, nice and single
boys r gay !

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Tragedy with girls

Tragedies in Girls life.
Nice boys are not
sexy,
Sexy boys are not
Nice,
sexy n nice booys r
not single,
sexy, nice and single
boys r gay !

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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate to come out..




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Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!




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World 's shortest jokes
two Women sitting quietly
two pathan playing chess
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
you are so beautiful.




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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.




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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.




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Newton's law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere

provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".




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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW




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When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!




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The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.




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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.




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Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.


O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..




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Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.




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Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..




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1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy

2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?




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wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
.
.
.

it's a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind




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MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.



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It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!



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Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.



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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..

1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..



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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate to come out..




*****************



Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!




*****************



World 's shortest jokes
two Women sitting quietly
two pathan playing chess
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
you are so beautiful.




*****************



Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.




*****************



Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.




*****************



Newton's law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere

provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".




*****************



SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW




*****************



When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!




*****************



The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.




*****************



Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.




*****************



Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.


O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..




*****************



Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.




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Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..




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1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy

2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?




*****************



wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
.
.
.

it's a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind




*****************



MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




*****************



A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.



****************


It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!



-----------------


Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.



-----------------


1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..

1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..



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Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.




*****************



Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..




*****************



1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy

2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?




*****************



wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
.
.
.

it's a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind




*****************



MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




*****************



A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.



****************


It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!



-----------------


Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.



-----------------


1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..

1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..



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