Grease Monkey Scripts: Funny sms for girlfriend

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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupati Thi

Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupati Thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Hontho Par Na JAne Kyu Sharmati Thi,
Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala,
Wo To MANIKCHAND Khaati Thi.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

bill Grandma dengi

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill meri Grandma dengi//////////