Friday, September 23, 2011

Laloo in hell JOKES


Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)
As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, What are all those clocks?
clock
Yamraj answered, Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
Rabri : “Oh”, Who’s clock is that?
Yamraj : âThat’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

Rabri
 : And whose clock is that?

Yamraj
 : That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Rabri : Where’s my Laloo’s clock?

Yamraj 
Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan.

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