Grease Monkey Scripts

Bus mein boy & girl ki team antakshri khel rahe thi.
Girl: Hum tumko harakar dikhange .
Boys: Hum har gaye chalo ab dikhao



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Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi..
Sardar: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam,
I dont know who is Jayanthi.



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Sardar ke piche Kuta pada.
Wo pareshan hoke sochne laga.
Sala!Card to Airtel ka dalwaya.
to phir Network Hutch ka kyo aaya



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Chand lamhon kizindgi hain
nafraton se jiyanahi karte
dushmanon ki kya shikayat karen
ab to dost bhi sms kiya nahi karte



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Question of The Day
Agar Tum Larki Hoti Aur
Mera Rishta Aata to Tum Kiya Karti
Send this sms to your Friends & Enjoy Fantastic answers



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Be careful when a boy tells you that
he love's you from the bottom of his heart,
This means that there is enough space
For other girls on top of his heart?



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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers to
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why does not it rain on you?



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Love is beautiful, wonderful & Amazing...
you feel its the best thing in the World....
Until..........................
It Happens to your Daughter.



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