Grease Monkey Scripts

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.




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Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.


O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..




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Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.




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Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..




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1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy

2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?




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wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
.
.
.

it's a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind




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