Grease Monkey Scripts

Do you ever notice
that when you're driving
anyone going slower
than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster
than you is a maniac?




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Viagra now available in eye drops,
you don't get an erection
but you look fucking hard




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Kitty wants a good petting
Do Me Baby
Meeaaooonn
Close your eyes & feel me




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Im on a mission:
Mission to avoid you,
To forget you, to get rid of you,

To not to talk to you or meet you,
In short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!




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Give laugh to all but smile to one
Give cheeks to all but lips to one
Give love to all but heart to one
Let everybody love you
But you love only one.




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My past says you met me
My future says you wil care for me
My present says you wil understand me
But my heart says you wil
Always Remember ME!

Happy Valentines Day



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