Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
*****************
Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
.
.
.
.
Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
.
But Paying the Bill does.
*****************
Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love you kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon si hain
Boy2: Daata drbaar
Boy1: kyun
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti ha
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Boys Use The Word Friendship to Start love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To & love
Same Word But Different ATTITUDE....
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Jo girls ko kehty hain baji unki nahi hoti ha shadi
Jo boys rehty hain girls ky paas wohi hotay hain firstclass
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie
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New Style Of Purposing A Girl
Dekho Me Nai Chahta K Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti Ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tume?
Han Kaho To
Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den
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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar
abay kya mast piece hai yaar
maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha
yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye
larka sharmaate hue
aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 55kg .
Removes Sandal = 53KG
Then Dupatta = 50KG
Now Coins Finished..
A Boy In A Queue Behind Her
Said
You Carry On,
I Have Coins!
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girl:
Musibat ka waqt hamasha muskuraty rehna chahiya
Boy:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon.
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BOY: chalo ksi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen.
Girl : Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahin karo ga
Boy : Nahi
Girl: Phir rehnedo kiya faida.
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Do you know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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Boy tum mujh sy shadi kro gi?
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Kyun
Girl: Maray ghar waly nhi manain gy
Boy: Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl: 1 Husband or 3 bachay
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Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
*****************
Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
.
.
.
.
Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
.
But Paying the Bill does.
*****************
Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love you kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon si hain
Boy2: Daata drbaar
Boy1: kyun
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti ha
-----------------
Boys Use The Word Friendship to Start love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To & love
Same Word But Different ATTITUDE....
-----------------
Jo girls ko kehty hain baji unki nahi hoti ha shadi
Jo boys rehty hain girls ky paas wohi hotay hain firstclass
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie
-----------------
New Style Of Purposing A Girl
Dekho Me Nai Chahta K Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti Ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tume?
Han Kaho To
Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den
-----------------
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar
abay kya mast piece hai yaar
maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha
yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye
larka sharmaate hue
aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
-----------------
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 55kg .
Removes Sandal = 53KG
Then Dupatta = 50KG
Now Coins Finished..
A Boy In A Queue Behind Her
Said
You Carry On,
I Have Coins!
-----------------
girl:
Musibat ka waqt hamasha muskuraty rehna chahiya
Boy:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon.
-----------------
BOY: chalo ksi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen.
Girl : Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahin karo ga
Boy : Nahi
Girl: Phir rehnedo kiya faida.
-----------------
Do you know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
-----------------
Boy tum mujh sy shadi kro gi?
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Kyun
Girl: Maray ghar waly nhi manain gy
Boy: Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl: 1 Husband or 3 bachay
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