Grease Monkey Scripts

If your face had "Welcome" written on it
it would make a perfect doormat.




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These waves warm me for us.
We're bloody. Take me away
So i pretend I know it's so hard.




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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko

Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko




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Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,

Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..




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If ever I was rude to you,
If ever I was angry with you,
If ever I misbehaved with you,
then don?t hesitate,

JUST SLAP yourself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi


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How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,

Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.


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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down
We apologise for any inconvenience



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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers to.

If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?



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