Saturday, January 29, 2011

When I was young I begged God for a bike
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!



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The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.



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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.



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Newton's law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere

provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".



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Sardar Manmohan Singh's
Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.



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Sardar Ji phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.
Dost Bola: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?

SARDAR: Bivi se
Dost hairat se: Itni khush mezaji

SARDAR: Tere jo hai



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Once James bond met a dog in jungle
he said, " I am bond..!JAMES BOND.
The dog bites him & replies
I am dog...! Mad dog.



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Aik kanjos aadmi marnay laga to aik gareeb nay isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!



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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila



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