Grease Monkey Scripts

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:we were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve




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Close your eyes and think about yourself,
your face
your style
your nature

your smile
your looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo.




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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
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Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!


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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay.


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Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest.


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I love the way it rubs against
the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid

as it thrust in & out up & down
can't wait till next time I LoVe MY TOOTH BRUSH


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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai


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Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha 1 shaam,
Liya 1 kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p


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Kyun har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho


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Meri zindagi pr faqat itna ehsan kar do,
ek benam si mohabbat maray naam kerdo,

ek subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,


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