Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
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Newton's law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
*****************
When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!
*****************
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.
*****************
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.
*****************
Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..
*****************
Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.
*****************
Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..
*****************
1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy
2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?
*****************
Sardar Ji phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.
Dost Bola: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
SARDAR: Bivi se
Dost hairat se: Itni khush mezaji
SARDAR: Tere jo hai
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Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
*****************
Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
*****************
Newton's law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
*****************
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
*****************
When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!
*****************
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.
*****************
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.
*****************
Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.
O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..
*****************
Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.
*****************
Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..
*****************
1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy
2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?
*****************
Sardar Ji phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.
Dost Bola: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
SARDAR: Bivi se
Dost hairat se: Itni khush mezaji
SARDAR: Tere jo hai
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