Do you ever notice
that when you're driving
anyone going slower
than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster
than you is a maniac?
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A boy asked his mom
where do babies come from
and the mom said the stork
then the boy said who has sex with the stork?
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Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar A kar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai.
?
?
BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP k sath Soe gi.
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I love when you go down on me
you relieve so much stress and
tension but when i feel it
gettin good you go back up....
damn gas prices.
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I am leaving India
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
and media is suspecting me.
Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali
bhi pregnant ha.
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Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!
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Students of 5th class asked teacher
can we have kids?
Teacher replied "Never"
Boy said to girl
I told you not to worry
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Maths teacher: If you have
twevel chocolates
and you give
five to meena,
three to teena and
four to nina
then what will you get?
Student: three new girlfriends.
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