Grease Monkey Scripts

Dosti karo colleg wali sa,
pyar karo office wali sa,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
or mar khao ghar wali say



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A - yoU are Attractive
B - yoU are D Best
C - yoU are Cute
D - yoU are Dear 2 me
E - yoU are Excellent
F - yoU are Funny
G - yoU are Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I am
J - Just
K - Kidding



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Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called
inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. so outside came outside and
inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now? inside or outside?




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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!


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I want you …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner &
to say those sweet three words to U…
"Pay The Bill"


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Aaj Ka Sawal
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hain
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti ha


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Usko pa kar kibi to khona tha
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha
Wo tor ker akser mujy jhorti rahi
Jesy mein us ky haat ka koi khilona tha.


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Government imposing new taxes
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But u dont worry,
Flirting is still free.


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Husband and wife dono hotel mai gai to ek larki ne hello kya
Wife :kon thi ye?
Husband :tum please mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai ka tum kon ho.


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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not becoz life is full of reasons to smile
but becoz your smile it self is a reason for many others to smile...


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Qadam Qadam pa wafa ka ujalay aur bhi thay. Muhbtoon ka hazar hawalay aur bhi thay.
Aap ki to aadten passand aa gaeen. Warna is shaher men dil walay aur bhi thay.

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