Grease Monkey Scripts

Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.




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Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..




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1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy

2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?




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wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
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it's a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind




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MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.



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It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!



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Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.



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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..

1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..



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