Tuesday, January 18, 2011

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes

Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".




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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.




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1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha

or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"




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Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.




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Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline and Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Kartey Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Sey




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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hain
Managr: what can i do
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hain




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Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha
sardar bola wo tu pichlay saal hi mar gai thi

sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola
Me na socha surprise doon ga




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