Grease Monkey Scripts

College life is like Reliance.
Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
After Engagement is Like Idea!
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"


After Marrige is like Hutch!
" Where U go.. network Follows"
After Kid is like BSNL!
" All lines are Buzy"
so friends enjoy each moments.




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cup-stadium
stadium-subject
pitch-exam hall
batsman-student

bowler-question paper
umpire -evaluator
think such a situation




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eXams are there,
at the paper you stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes you pull your hair.

The teachers make you glare,
the grades are not fair,
but just like the past 20 years,
WE DONT CARE !!


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To save paper, exams should be given
on mobiles instead of sheets
bcoz students have more
typing speed than writing speed.
What an Idea!


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If in Exam U Have one Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words
Ur Answer Should Be Based On Truth
Reply Me Now


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Exams ke 4 din pehley syllabus dekha tu yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hain
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai


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Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli

Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the best!


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Exams are like Girl friends
Tooo many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!


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Guzray howey Exams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga who to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar man Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna


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Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana,
Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana....


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Whats the height of hope??
It is: sittin in the exam hall,
holdin the question paper in hand
and tellin your self
"dude,do not worry.
Exams will get postponed!"


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three sardar after exam
first:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Ma bhi!

3rd:Shet yaar, teacher samjhe
ga hum na cheating ki hay


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Congratulations!
Gud news for Karachi University students
Exams of University have been postponed upto june
to confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming and start studying.com


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Baap:
Itnay kam marks..??
two thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Ha papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay!


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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right frrm the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


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LIFE Of A STUDENT
Wallet ha paisy nahi,
lecture ha attendance nahi,
mobile ha balance nahi,
friends hain girlfriend nahi,
exams hain tension nahi,
parhna hai mood nahi!


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