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Hindi Friendship SMS

Tujh Pe Likhna Shuru Kahan Se Karun,

Adda Se Karun Ya Haya Se Karun,

Tu To Itna Khubsurat Hai Ae “DOST”,

Mumkin Hi Nahi K Teri Tareef Zuban Se Karun

Lamhe honge

Mulaqat bhi hogi

Hum saath hai toh phir baat bhi hogi

Jab kabhi zaroorat ho meri

Bas mudke dekhne

Meri dosti hamesha aapke saath hogi

Dosti cheez nahi jatane ki

Hamari aadat nahi kisiko bhulane ki

Hum isiliye kam milte hain aapse

Kyunki kuch rishton ko nazar lag jaati hai zamane ki

Dil mein intezaar ki lakeer chod jayenge

Aankhon mein yadon ki nami chod jayenge

Dhondhte phiroge hame saari umar

Zindagi mein ek dost ki kami chod jayenge

Yeh chotisi yadein bada sila dengi

Gulab ki tarah aapka chehra khila dengi

Mat chodna hamari yadon ko

Ye yad khud aapko humse mila degi

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats…?
Balance ka moh tyaag aur sms kar…
Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi…
Swami Messageanand.

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao

Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho

Ki har pal aap hi yaad aao

Apni duniya mein yun kho na jana

Door hokar hame yun bhul na jaana

Khabar hamari na le sako toh koi gam nahi

Par apni khabar dena bhul na jana

Sirf rishton ke bandhan ko vishwas nahi kehte

Har aasun ko jazbaat nahi kehta

Kismet se mailte hain dost zindagi mein

Isiliye dosti ko itefaq nahi kehte

Is dosti ko yunhi banaye rakna

Dil mein yadon ke chirag jalaye rakhna

Bahut pyara safar aapke saath raha

Ek hissa hamara

Aapke dil mein bhi banaye rakhna

Pyare se dost ko salam hamara

Din kaisa raha yeh sawal hamara

Kal fir sms bhejenge yeh vada hamara

Par abhi goodnight ka pyara sa paigam hamara

To friends you want to get back to

There are many people that come and go in our life. Some become friends on our journey of life but we often lose touch with our olfriends and then getting back to them seems like a difficult thing. But usually it just takes a sms to break the ice and bring back that same old charm of your ‘dosti’.

Here are some of the sms that you can send your old friends whom you want to get back to:

In you I find my second self

Seems like decade

Eons have passed

Yet I feel the same

An invisible hand

Giving me a hi5

Each morning…

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, and a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is you.

I thought of meeting you and

Confronting you

With 101 reasons that explained

Why I was busy

And couldn’t stay in touch

But I rather send this one sms

Just to say,

You are remembered every

Single day,

Every single moment!

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die.

Till death do us apart,

We are together even if apart

You are missed dear friend!

Come back soon!

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

Funny Friendship SMS

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna

Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!

If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

Pick any one of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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.
And hit urself with it
Thanks

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Our friendship means a lot to me,
That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and
There’s only one life vest, I’ll..hm.. ah.. eh..
I’m gonna miss you for sure!

If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.

Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine:
It gets better as it grows older.
Just like us…
I get better, u get older.

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

True Friendship SMS

A friend is someone who we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure because our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and a happier place.

Alone when I open my palms and look at the criss cross lines I always think which one of these lines made me lucky that I have a friend like you!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life they are meant to enter your life to bring joy and happiness.

I don’t need words to express

I don’t need tears to shed

I don’t need to ask for a smile

Or a hand to hold me

All I need is to be your friend forever!

If friends are a treasure, then I am surely the richest person in the world,

With you by my side

In my life, I learned.

How to love, to smile

To be happy, to be strong

To work hard, to be honest

To be faithful, to forgive

But I couldn’t learn how to

Stop remembering you, Miss you friend!

 We met by chance

And turned into friends

And now our destiny

keeps us close to each other

making our friendship

grow more with passing time

kudos to our friendship!

Friendship is a chain of gold

Shaped in God’s perfect mold

Each link a smile, a laugh, a tear

A grip of the hand, a word of cheer

As steadfast as the ages roll,

Binding chosen soul to soul

No matter how far or heavy the load,

Sweet is the journey

on our friendship road

Funny Friendship SMS

The Emotion of Friendship»

It’s not an achievement to make 1000′s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000′s years.

True friends are like mornings,

You can’t have them the whole day,

But you can be sure,

they will be there when you wake up tomorrow, next year and forever.

True friends are those..

Who care without hesitation,

Remember without limitation

Forgive without any explanation &

Love even with little communication!

6 rules to be happy:-

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply;

Expect less;

Give more &

Always have me as your friend

A true friend understands when you say, “I forgot…” waits forever when you say, “1 minute…” stays when you say, “leave me alone…” and opens the door, ‘even before you knock…’

F: Field of love

R: Root of joy

I: Island of God

E: End of sorrow

N: Name of hope

D: Door of understanding!

And that’s You my Friend..

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

I will always value u deep within my heart!

What you see as truth what you see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, I will always value you deep within my heart!

Affection is sign of love, laughing is sign of happiness, praying is sign of good faith and choosing me as a friend is your first act of smartness.

I can’t afford a precious Friend like you!! Why?

God is so wise that he never created Friends with price tags, because….. If He did, I can’t afford a precious Friend like You!!

Keep in touch with your friends

In today’s fast paced busy lives, it is important that we keep in touch with all our friends and one of the ways to do this is to send cute friendship smses to your friends. You may not have time to call all your friends but sending messages always ensures that your friends are being remembered by you. Here are some of the cute friendship smses that you can send them:

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

True friends are like mornings, you can’t have them the whole day but you can be sure they will be there when you wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Friends are ones that smile when you scold them, they hug when you are upset, they pretend to be angry on you but cant, they are ones you feel you can pour your heart to. Am glad I have a friend like you

Meeting an old friend is like walking back in time and remembering all the good old days together brings tears to my eyes and smile to my face. You are deeply remembered and cared for!

Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go I would find a million reasons to make you stay.

Golden rules to feel happy: meet a friend, call a friend, talk to your friend, hug a friend, and love a friend.

Of all the perishable things in life, including human, our friendship is something that will never die and will be carried on for lives to come!

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.

Friendship Day

Friendship Day is celebrated on the on the first Sunday of August every year. The story behind celebrating friendship day is as follows: The tradition of dedicating a day in honor of friends began in US in 1935 when a man got killed on Saturday and next day his best friend committed suicide in his memory. Hence the US govt. decided to declare first Sunday of August as friendship day.

Gradually the festival gained popularity all across the world and today Friendship Day is celebrated in large number of countries including India. On this day people go out and meet their friends and express love and affection for them. People exchange gifts, flowers, waist bands on this occasion and write special messages for their friend.

Some of the special friendship day messages that you can send your friends are:

Friends walk lightly into our life and slowly into our mind and first we never care who they are and later without them we don’t know who we are!

Special relations are hard to find, they are rare and one of a kind, I do not care if I have a few, I have the best and that includes you! Happy friendship day!

A friend is the one who walks in when others walk out, happy friendships day!

Friendship needs no promises, no demands, no expectations it just requires two people- one cool like me and one fool like you! Happy Friendship Day!

Time withers away moments once lives, but the fragrance of your friendships will linger on forever…happy friendship day!

Let’s make Friends»

The word friendship denotes love and affection. This word does not have any ill feelings or jealousy or wrong thinking. Friendship is as pure as dew drop. It is always a comfortable feeling to have a friend by your side. Who does not want a good friend? We all crave for people who can love us, care for us and understand us. Friends perfectly fit the bill. Friendship is beyond any border or boundary. Soon we are going to celebrate friendship week. Why not make this occasion memorable by loving our friends even more and making many new friends. It is never too late to make good friends. So, what are you waiting for? Send your close friends these lovely sms and enliven your relationships.

Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don`t walk in the rain,

Otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like you!!!

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts.

Days are too busy,

Hours are too fast,

Seconds are too few,

But there’s always time

For me to remember

A nice friend like u

Moon said to me, if your friend is not messaging you why don’t you leave your friend. I looked at moon and said does your sky ever leave you when you don’t shine.

Age appears to be best in some things.

Old wood best to burn.

Old books best to read.

Old rice best to eat and

old friends best to keep

God picked up a flower and dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it which turned in to you, and the he gifted to me and said, this friend is for you.

Friends forever

The word friends itself brings so many memories to your mind – sharing jeans and T-shirts, doing homework for each other, exchanging video games, giving coins to each other for eating in the canteen, holding hands when crossing the road, wiping tears when teacher has scolded you, telling lies, eating chocolates, confiding in your friend to tell him/her your latest crush, talking about your fears, swimming together and feeling possessive about him/her, going for movies – A friend just means the entire world to you! Without friends, life is just so pointless! This is one of the best relationships a man or a woman can ever have!

Friendship is a promise in the heart

Silent and unwritten

Unbreakable by distance

Unchangeable by time

It is just lovely to have one as you!

Friendship is like a HABIT,

If you take out the H, a bit still remains

If you take out the A, bit still remains

And if you take out the B, it still remains!

Friends are of two types:

One says: If you ever need anything I’ll be there

Other says: You will never need anything as long as I am there!

Life is not about finding the right person,

It is about building the right friendship,

It is not how much we care in the beginning,

It is how much we care in the end!

Life is full of roads we travel on

Some we try to forget

Some we wish we never passed

But there is one road I loves passing

And that is where we became friends

Sharing Friends

Friendship truly manifests itself in form of pleasure, happiness and trust we feel inside us. It is a sheer privilege to have some wonderful friends. It is always a two way journey. You love your friends and they love you. What you cannot share with anybody else in the world, you can always share with your friend. From school days to college days and even in your old age, they are always beside you. Friendship is all about sharing and caring. There is hardly any secrecy between friends. One tends to forget his problems and sorrows with a friend by his side. Even when you are all down and out, it is your friends who play a major role in cheering you up. They don’t let you down. If you have low expectations, you will have amazing friends.

Don’t write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Don’t write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, that’s where it will stay.

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

For me you are as… Cheese 4 pizza, passport for visa, butter for bread, ice for freezer, cream for cake, water for lake, leaf for tree and a friend like you is forever for me..!!

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help you as you walk through life. Thanks for being my size!

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!