Monday, January 17, 2011

Sardi ka

Zamana hai

"Musam bi

SOHANA hai "

Ek piyara sa sms hy bhaj do

"kiya blance 2010 tak chlana ha




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1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy

2010 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?




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wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
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it's a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind




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MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.



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It's wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!



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Whats the difference btween wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.



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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..

1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..



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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.




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Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho
Wese to kehte Ho
"I Hate Girls"
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!




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When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!




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The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.




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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.




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Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.


O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..




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Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.




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Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..




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