Funny Friendship SMS
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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And hit urself with it
Thanks
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !
That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and
There’s only one life vest, I’ll..hm.. ah.. eh..
I’m gonna miss you for sure!
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine:
It gets better as it grows older.
Just like us…
I get better, u get older.
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!Pa Won’t Like It
Girl Friend?
Answer :
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends….BIDI hai kya?
Friendship is…
Friends are like…
a sweet friend…
a best friend?
I”m happy…
Heart is like…
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Monday, January 17, 2011
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1. Bewaqt miss call dena
Merry Christmas,
If ever u start missing ur school days
Pick any one of these:
If I was a painter u would be my painting.
Our friendship means a lot to me,
If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
Never abandon old friends.
Your network tariff has changed!
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.
“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”
“Under the wagon.”
What is a Girl Friend?
So be careful
A true friend is not the one who give
bail and take you out from the Jail.
Instead who comes with u in jail and ask
BIDI hai kya BIDU?
=: Friendship is :=
vast like “Universe”
Deep like “Ocean”
High Like “Sky”
Strong Like “Iron”
Kind Like “Mother”
Cute like “me” AND
Sweet like “u”
Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge,
“I care for you” converts into…
“I will kill you if you don’t care for me”
I”m happy, u know why?
Coz I”m lucky, u know why?
Coz GOD loves me, u know how?
He sent a good friend to me, u know who?
It’s YOU.
Heart is like a crystal,
preserve it.
Love is like perfume,
spread it.
Feelings are like flood,
flow it.
Friendship is like an umbrella,
come lets share it.
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