Grease Monkey Scripts

Funny Friendship SMS

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna

Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!

If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

Pick any one of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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And hit urself with it
Thanks

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Our friendship means a lot to me,
That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and
There’s only one life vest, I’ll..hm.. ah.. eh..
I’m gonna miss you for sure!

If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.

Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine:
It gets better as it grows older.
Just like us…
I get better, u get older.

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

Pa Won’t Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.

“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”

“Under the wagon.”

Girl Friend?

What is a Girl Friend?
Answer :
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends….

So be careful

BIDI hai kya?

A true friend is not the one who give

bail and take you out from the Jail.

Instead who comes with u in jail and ask

BIDI hai kya BIDU?

Friendship is…

=: Friendship is :=

vast like “Universe”

Deep like “Ocean”

High Like “Sky”

Strong Like “Iron”

Kind Like “Mother”

Cute like “me” AND

Sweet like “u”

Friends are like…

Friends are like shoes,

some loose some tight,

some fit just right,

they help u as u walk through life.

thanks for being my size!

a sweet friend…

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,

otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

a best friend?

When does a friend become a best friend?

When his dialouge,

“I care for you” converts into…

“I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

I”m happy…

I”m happy, u know why?

Coz I”m lucky, u know why?

Coz GOD loves me, u know how?

He sent a good friend to me, u know who?

It’s YOU.

Heart is like…

Heart is like a crystal,

preserve it.

Love is like perfume,

spread it.

Feelings are like flood,

flow it.

Friendship is like an umbrella,

come lets share it.