Grease Monkey Scripts

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.

Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.theek kaha na ?In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :Happy april fools day




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Just a friendly reminder

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.


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Hey you Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
you Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.


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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket
He gave Rs.15/-
and took the ticket and said april fool
I have pass


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Am Going To U.k
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 71 Days
Surprised
After 70 Days Is 1st April,you Are 1st Fool Of 2010


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FATHER: How are your Grades, Son
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level


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Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.


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Arz kiya hy..
(wah wah wah)
Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah wah wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe be bata dena..


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Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.


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Jab kabi bi
apki larai
12 Logon se ho to
ghabrana mat

bas muje bula lena
because
me ne kabi kisi ka sath
kutay wali hoty ni dekhi.


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Why do yoU think I SMS you ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss you ?
Or I love you ? Or I need You ? No ! It's bcoz...
I need a person for just time pass




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