Grease Monkey Scripts

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!


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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit: aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang bhi utha lega to gir jai ga. . .


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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaon?

CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath.


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PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hain


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Apun 1 sher bolega
Choro Taraf Chaand fenkrela hain light
Boleto ho gayeli hai night
Band karne ka tube light

Aur soneka tight
Bole tou, Bye Good Night


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Apun dono ka dosti Aikdum jhakz hona mangta hai
Jhakz bole to, apun hira tu moti
Apun sabji tu roti

apun pani tu tanki
Apun tarzan tu monkey.


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Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hai?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe,
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bola To . . . ?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
"Washing Town"


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Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye.


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MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?


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EXams song by Munna bhai
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam, to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.


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Munna: Yeh Gandhi Bpu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai, Royenge to note gili ho jayegi na.


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Munna bhai:
bole to murga or murgi me fark kese karne ka
Circuit: Tension ni lene ka BHAI
patther marne ka

Bhaga to murga
Bhagi to murgi…:


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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.


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